do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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