We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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