Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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