do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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