Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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