something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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