Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it hurts more in the daytime
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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