I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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