i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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