is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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