Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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