Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize