Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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