Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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