At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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