Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
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I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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