Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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