Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
