Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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