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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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• (516): View more from New York

  just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.

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  It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How was the picnic?

  (516): View more from New York

  We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.

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  Why didn't you put them down?

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  No beer left behind.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink

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  Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.

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• (858): View more from California

  I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.

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