Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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