I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
