ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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