I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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