I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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