38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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