I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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