do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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