STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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