dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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