can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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