There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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