So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
