just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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