I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
