I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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