Can i not drive my cunt home
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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