Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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