used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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