these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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