she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
