I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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