He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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