and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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