your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have demons in me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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