Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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