I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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