Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
