I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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