When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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