im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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