is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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