My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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