vagina is talking i cant
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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