so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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