It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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