it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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