hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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