ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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